Are you a man who needs to weasel back into the good books?
Or you’re after a pass for a night out at illegally short notice? Or maybe you’ve just lost your mind and actually, really, want to tidy some stuff away?
So pop on your favourite shorts, a politically incorrect t-shirt and head into the darkest recesses of home to begin the cull.
“It’s about being able to look your kids in the eye and say “that sort out I told your Mum about? Completed it. Time for a pint””
First off, as a man, you’ll have paint. Somewhere. Usually in the garage if you have one, maybe the shed. Find this paint and chuck it.
Just don’t… well, don’t do this.
@theboyzclearance Stand on the paint tin I said 🤣 wow what a mess ! #oops #baddecisions #paint #paintok #mess #cleanup #cleanuptime ♬ original sound – The Boyz Clearances
On your mission to de-tat the homestead, you’ll come across trinkets of a bygone time; items that sparkle with joy. Testaments to your love for a soulmate. Like this:
Lob it. Move on quickly.
There’s no time to waste. You’re on a roll. Remember that time musical Ian from down the road asked if he could stash his “drum kit” at yours?
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Time to fly
Feeling good, right? You’re like an apex predator, hunting weak prey, ripe for the chucking. Or the chopping. Leave no wood to chance.
Trust me, the neighbours with the burner they tell you about 1,678 times a month will thank you for it.
Hold your head up high
It might seem like a thankless task. Ok it is a thankless task. But the rewards?
They’re unbeatable. Because when it’s all said and chucked, it’s about respect.
It’s about that feeling.
It’s about being able to hold your head up high.
Stick your chest out.
To be able to look your kids in the eye and say “that sort out I told your Mum about? Completed it. Time for a pint”.
Yes. A pint.
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