A day out at a wedding can be nice
The drinks are free – sometimes.
There’s a spread on. Can be decent scran.
But what makes a wedding hit different is the people. Never the best of us, not always the worst, but the people you see in action at a wedding, cutting loose, offending some, delighting others, giving bridezilla. Well, that’s worth celebrating.
So here’s our guide for people watching at weddings.
“Some poor soul will be getting married to a man so vibeless, so free from aura, so dry it will make your insides shrivel and your heart shrink.”
1. The unruly kid
At any wedding, at any point in a wedding, there will be a moment where some kid decides “nah, I’m not having it”. And they will become possessed with so much main character energy they become wild.
@ladbibleireland Only in Ireland 🤦♂️ #fyp #ireland #irish #dublin #wedding #fail #lol #kids #kid #kidsoftiktok #viral #blowthisup #heatwave #summer #loveisland #irishhumour #banter #couple #jacques ♬ original sound – LADbible Ireland
Be ready for that moment.
2). The rizz-less groom
It’s sad but it’s true: some poor soul will be getting married to a man so vibeless, so free from aura, so dry it will make your insides shrivel and your heart shrink.
@stallionmanuk #wedding #entrance #coffin #funnyas #hilarious ♬ original sound – madmick69
Still, the good news is these mid operators try and fill their lack of personality with awful, awful moves. It’s cringe, but at least it’s a happy cringe.
3). Bouquet freaks
For some at the wedding, this is their moment. Some of these have been in the gym at 5am for 6 months straight working on their bouquet catching technique.
@staceymay50 Hysterical bouqeut toss. Wait for it!! 😂😂 #wedding #bouquettoss #fyp #bride #fail #makeitgoviral #funny ♬ gimme gimme gimme – .
Our advice? Be more chill.
4). Key workers
To smash a wedding, you need some of the best in the marriage industrial complex. These peeps are worth keeping your eyes on, too.
First up, a celebrant. Or someone religious if that’s your bag. Anyway, hot tip: hungover ones don’t always knock it out of the park.
@thehoppers4 #omg #vows #wedding #fail #vomit #fyp #thehopperclan #goviral #foryou #viral #lol #marriage #funnyvideos #ohno #sick #funny #opps #humour #foryoupage ♬ original sound – The hoppers
Another one to watch is the CEO of cameras. The Maradona of motion pictures. Huge main character vibes always, bossing people about, making you stand for pictures next to some stinking uncle. But you know what? Karma. That’s what.
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5). The Mother in Law
No words. You’ll know her when you hear her.
