Holidays.
House Extensions.
Everton tickets.
All things you want. All things you can’t have. Why? Weddings, that’s why. There comes a point in a Dad’s life where you’re either paying for them or going to them.
So you might as well enjoy it, get in there, and make it all about you.
There are 3 areas of any wedding where you’ll be called upon to be the best you can be. Let’s take a look.
“Don’t forget, those kids have wrecked your Friday nights, treated you like a taxi service, spent your money quicker than you can earn it.”
The Ceremony
This is where it all begins on the big day. Wows and vows. Get off to a good start and the rest of the day will run like clockwork, baby.
If you’re walking your pride and joy down some kind of aisle that day, stay sharp, stay focused and make sure you don’t forget anything.
@dailymailuk A hilarious moment as a father made his way down the aisle, but forgot the bride! Luckily when he got told about his mistake the wedding was able to continue, and it even got a mention in his speech! 🎥 SWNS #wedding #weddingday #marriage #funny #weddingtok ♬ original sound – Daily Mail UK
When you’re front and centre there’ll be a few eyes will be on you, too. Sort of. So it’s essential you’re dressed to impress and you leave nothing to chance. Like a belt.
The Speech
In some ways this is the greatest moment of your life.
A 30 second slot or a 10-minute masterclass: if you’re a father of a bride or a groom, this is your chance to embarrass those little freaks. Don’t forget, they have wrecked your Friday nights, treated you like a taxi service, spent your money quicker than you can earn it.
But first of all, make sure you compliment the Bridesmaids.
@danieljohnsonweddings Despite having a suspected broken rib from a fall the day before his daughter’s wedding, the notorious “Mad Mick” delivers a line that brings the house down 😂 #fobspeech #videography #videographer #weddingvideography #weddingvideographer #hiddenrivercabins #hiddenriverbarn #carlisewedding #bride #groom #engaged #speech #weddingspeech #funnyspeech #funny #bridesmaids #pregnant ♬ original sound – Daniel Johnson
They’ll thank you for it, honest.
Next up: the best man
He needs your support. Your advice. Your permission to do a speech like this.
But don’t forget, you’ll have your time to shine. With the bridesmaids on your side, the crowd in the palm of your hand, it’s time to make it your pride and joy truly proud.
Hit the dancefloor.
The Dancefloor
This is the part of the evening you’ve been waiting for, even if you don’t really know it.
Nerves conquered.
Children put in their place.
Partner furious.
Now it’s time to cut shapes like you’re 21 again. Ish. Remember: it’s not all headspins, the splits and handstands out there on the dancefloor.
You need to take necessary precautions, especially if somebody gets excited with the smoke machine.
One last tip? Save up that special move for the right moment. And always, always look behind you.
@sharrison2304 Ultimate Wedding Guest Fail #epicfail #wedding #weddinggoals #drunkenfail #party #reception #weddingreception #partytrick #fail #bridesmaids ♬ original sound – sharrison2304
