Halloween? Meh.
How about real fear? Because to us, it’s the Scaries that are sus. That feeling you get on a Sunday because you know what’s hiding under the bed.
Something that’s worse than monsters, serial killers and your Nan’s “fish pie”? Monday.
That’s what. That’s scary. So we’re all good with pumpkins, mad costumes and horror movies.
“Anyway, stop hiding behind the couch, it’s not a vibe, and get into the scary swing of things with a few creepy ideas.”
Create your own Ghostface
Like in the films. Ish.
Anyway, hoover up those likes from your terrified followers with a smart bit of prompting for Google Gemini.
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Scarify your pets
Cats. Dogs. Squirrels.
Make them freaky, with a bit of help from the machines, of course.
“What else is the internet for if not to distract us from doing actually meaningful things with the vanishingly small amount of time we have on Planet Earth?”
Slave to the brainrot
Actually tbf some of these are alright.
But what else is the internet for if not to distract us from doing actually meaningful things with the vanishingly small amount of time we have on Planet Earth?
Scroll, baby, scroll.
Halloween is the time to really, really be savage to those you love – and hate. So we’ve sacked off doing any work to bring some of the best pranks from scare season.
Choose your fighters!
Cocky kid v flying witch
@sarahbeauty917 #spirithalloween #halloween #prank #scareprank #kids ♬ original sound – Sarah
Jimmy Kimmel v his kids sweets (an OG classic)
Serial killer v gym-bros
@theloganchitwood #michaelmyers #gym #pranks #reactions #halloween ♬ original sound – Logan Chitwood
Tunnel clowns
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Scare mixtape
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Right, we’re off to hide behind the couch until this craziness blows over.
Laters.
