I love Halloween.
I have no idea what it means, where it came from or why we have to do it. But I like it.
“It’s weird how Halloween went from duck apple and maybe some kind of toffee apple in my day, to this mad, multi-billion pound industry today.”
Ok, it’s weird how it went from duck apple and maybe some kind of toffee apple that would rip away teeth at the root in my day, to this mad, multi-billion pound industry we spend money we haven’t got on today.
Still, I digress. Why do I love Halloween?
Is it the pumpkins? No wait, pumkins? Hang on, punkins. That’s what I meant.
Maybe.
Actually, one thing that really gets me pumped (ahem) for this terrifying time is dressing up in a costume that would usually have me arrested on the spot if I was wandering Boots.
You see this sat out front, ready to welcome your sweet-hunting little frightsters, you better think twice.
@espn The dad 😭😭😭 (via @haley •) #dad #halloween #scare ♬ original sound – ESPN
Yup, if you’re a Dad you can absolutely nail Halloween. Especially when it comes to helping out the kids and their outfits.
Need some inspo?
Check out the craft skills on this!
Or perhaps you want to go one up on the neighbours? How’s your budget looking?
@espn Her dad is amazing 😦 (via parkersaltsman) #dad #halloween #fall #decoration ♬ i wonder – wu
Good luck out there, scarers. And remember: play the long game when it comes to hoovering up those treats. It will pay off.
