Your latest instalment of irresistible tales, competitions and lip smacking fun.
December 2025
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Ok, what exactly is Marzipan?
Christmas myths. Tricky to say that, especially if you’ve got a mouth full of mince pie. Anyway, join our Kids for a myth busting sleigh ride through the festive season.
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5 Dads of Christmas
Ironic jumpers. Selection boxes for breakfast. Light displays that need nuclear power. Men lose their minds for Yuletide. To make sense of it all, Mum is here with a guide to 5 Dads of Christmas.
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It’s Carol’s Christmas
Christmas Mums – we see you. We appreciate you. This is our Dad’s take on the hard work, love and outrageous advent calendar hoarding that Mums pour into Yuletide. This is going to go really well.
November 2025
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No Moan Zone
Ok people. Chins up, chests out. Mum is here to drag your sorry behinds out of bed with a call to arms to put the mopiest month in the calendar in your rearviews. Let’s. Get. Moving.
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Whack Friday
You know what’s ideal before Christmas? Spending all your money. Our Dad is here with a spot of retail therapy to help you get through Hell No, Vember.
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The Great British Mood(board)
Not even November can dampen the spirits of the world wide web, friends. Join our Kids for a Gen Z-inspired scroll-stopping tour of what’s cooking in the UK.
October 2025
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GhoulGPT
Our Kids went to the darkest corners of the internet to bring you how the permanently online celebrate scary season. Caution: contains Slop.
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It’s a Scary World
Is Halloween just fake blood, pretend axes sticking out of someone’s head and kids dressed up as Donald Trump? Maybe. Our Mum captures what Halloween means, wherever you might be celebrating.
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Eat Sweets or Die Tryin’
For Dads on Halloween, there are two main goals. Scaring people to death. And eating the kids’ sweets. Let’s see how they do it, shall we?