Your latest instalment of irresistible tales, competitions and lip smacking fun.
July 2025
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Sports Slay? Or Sports Nay?
Our Kids are here to show you how Gen Z does Sports Day. Think laughing at year 11s headbutting hurdles, cringing for your mates, and nailing the high jump.
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Locked In
When Mums pull up to Sports Day, it’s business, not pleasure. There’s a fire burning, dressed in serious lycra. Competitive Mum shows her true colours. Her true, terrifying colours.
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Still Got It
“You know what? I coulda been somebody”. So says every Dad, ever. And especially on Sports Day. But what should this day of athletic prowess really look like for tired, broken men?
June 2025
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Stop What You’re Doing and Win a £1500 Holiday Voucher
Yes that’s right, a £1500 holiday voucher. Imagine how quickly you could spend all that at the Duty Free?
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How To…Pack Right, Stay Cool, Swerve Bad Vibes
Legging it away for the summer? Good job our Kids are here then with the tea on everything from packing the right gear to what to do if your mate meets The One on the Costa. Or, well, in a Costa?
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How To…Smuggle Budgies
From making sure your swimwear doesn’t get you arrested poolside in France to mastering the art of the Japanese toilet, Dad takes us around the world with hot tips on how to holiday like you’re local.
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How To…Max the Zen
Mum has some hot tips on finding bliss and tranquillity amidst the maelstrom of plane transfers, day one sunburn and children on aeroplanes.
May 2025
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Fame: the Fickle Mistress
Where does fame take good men? To daytime TV, podcasts, and Dunkin’ Donuts, that’s where.
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Rise of the Cowell
In a fame culture awash with people who just live in Essex, our Mum travels back to where it all started: the early(ish) years of Reality TV.
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Make it Viral, Yeah?
Fame and glory comes quick and goes quicker when you’re terminally online.
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The Best, The Baddest
Telly telly on the wall, who was the baddest of them all?

